Bullshit

Although we would consider it part and parcel of a five star gold
establishment we have decided to mention the following under the heading of
'bullshit' as so many other b&bs do so as part of their description.

Yes we do have beautiful linen, monogrammed bath robes which are supposed to
entice you to relax! Free tea and gorgeous homemade cake on arrival,
wonderful AGA cooked breakfasts with homemade bread and would you believe
at a time of your choosing! Fresh flowers as opposed to dead ones in the
rooms. Not saplings but mature trees in the garden and one could go on ad
nauseum!

 

Lavenham